old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

Running the marathon

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket

He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon

by Walnutted January 18, 2023

All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

University of Moratuwa

The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.

“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”

by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025

But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023