Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Mop Slim

Mop Slim is someone that loves to ride dick and moans when they nut.

Omg i heard he’s a “Mop Slim”

by PointlessParkingMeter January 27, 2022

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 08, 2020

steam mopped

The act of gunning down multiple haters in one short machine gun burst

Those motherfuckers on 49th just got steam mopped

by Twist3d1990 March 15, 2016

Lady Mop

Female sanitary napkin , or tampon. What you give your guy friend when he is being a dubLB.

Hey bro, you need a lady mop or what, jeeze.

by The messenger7 February 21, 2013

Chrizz mop

An idiot, dolt or stupid fellow. Often a lame mutha fucka, a Danos or Chris

Pick that shit up you fuck'n chrizz mop

by Z February 20, 2005

Mop Hair

A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.

Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?

I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.

by chickacret original February 27, 2019