Moosetrain

An adjective for a sound that resembles a moose getting anally raped by a train.

If your band actually sounds pretty decent, then the perfect oppurtunity to say this would be when the band first gets their music (unless of course your band is a bunch of sightreading robots)

"You guys sound like MOOSETRAINS!" lol, Tamika, can't wait

by Priya Ravichandran June 24, 2007

molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.

"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"

by mary lozi March 23, 2008

molse

means, I, me (in third person)

Molse will bolt-char-arzz

Molse nidez yur a cant

by Ronitz January 3, 2008

Mollet

A hairdo that incorporates both a mohawk and a mullet.

"All the cool kids wear wolf t-shirts and have mollets and can't use the word irony correctly."

by Nique ta Mere November 24, 2009

midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys

See! Your mom is a midget molester

by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003

Mousetrap

The interchange of Interstates-70 and 25 in Denver, Colorado

"Traffic is backed up at the Mousetrap this morning. Take another route to downtown Denver."

by Braniff April 19, 2009

Chester the Molester

1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.

2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...

1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!

2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 14, 2011