moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

moist tickler

Moist tickler refers to when you get a cum shot on your dick after pulling out.

Last night I pulled out to a moist tickler.

by Erectile dysfunction April 2, 2017

Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.

"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!

by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015