"Happy Monday" is a weekly internationally distributed email based newsletter full of breasts that keep you Happy on Monday’s.
It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".
According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.
Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.
So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.
Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".
According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.
Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.
So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.
Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
by Happy Monday August 8, 2010
Get the Happy Monday mug.The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.
Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
by hallpuck15 February 7, 2010
Get the toilet bowl monday mug.When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.
John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"
Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
by Jm828 October 3, 2009
Get the Continuous Monday mug.getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.
i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street
by lolachan March 6, 2010
Get the Mexican Monday mug.A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.
Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.
1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.
1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.
by AltRockFan May 26, 2009
Get the Gay Monday mug.That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.
by Wasser_spiegel February 7, 2007
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