mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

Mistake

The aftermath of 2 drunk shit heads on a Friday night.

North West is a mistake

by lukadude June 26, 2016

Mistakes Where Made

Doing something that seems justifiable & you thought it was the right thing to do but it went horribly wrong real fast, like 0 to 100.

James: You the bitch who was talking all that shyt.

Ambir: *Looking confused asf*

James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.

Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*

Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!

James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!

Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!

James: .......

Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass

by Prince Igor August 12, 2016

Mistake

Is the proper definition of Elizha " you were born on a highway beachside your a mistake"

Your a mistake son

by FlowerGirl834 August 9, 2017

mistelemariamorous

/mist-eleme-ria-m(ə)rəs/
adj.
The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018

mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25

Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017

Mistake

Me.

Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.

by urdad17 May 22, 2018