Christan Mingle

A place to meet weird pedophiles

your church, you know, christan mingle

by MrSpicyChops January 7, 2013

growl the minge

to perform oral sex on a female whilst making a vicious growling sound. often used as preperation before giving her the barracuda

i growled the minge last night, and she loved the barracuda

or

i would growl the minge on her, but i wouldnt brag about it

by dingsquash May 2, 2008

minger

A typical Welsh word used to describe an ugly person. Usually the alternative to "hangin'" or "cowface".

Oh my god, you fucking MINGER!

by Lucy July 10, 2004

minger

A person with a very ugly face

Phwoar, what a minger!

by Gamistelrooy September 15, 2002

minge block

a condition a stripper becomes subject to whilst performing a private dance.minge block makes the stripper forget her routine and stare into space,causing confusion and a floppy for the customer.unnsuccessful and imbarressing improvised dance is also an effect commonly seen due to minge block.

if you think you may be witnessing minge block you may notice the following: confusion. awkward silence. the thought that you just payed a tenner 4 this. improvised dances may include the lyndi hop, the charlston and the macerana.

by mitcheg January 12, 2006

Minge Butt

like a head but, but with your minge instead of your head

Jane: Omg susie was so gettin on my back about james last night

Emma: Really? Omg I wish that bitch would go suck a chode. What did you do?

Jane: She wouldnt shut up, so I minge butted her.

by cdizzle978 October 6, 2008

Minger Dinger

Is a word to describe a person who goes out of there way to get with ugly people to make themselves feel better or show off to there friends

Josh has turned into such a minger dinger lately

by Crennaldo July 18, 2009