You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
Get the Sloppy Miguelmug. He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
Get the José Miguel Gomes Borgesmug. a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. 
Miguel is your best friend. Miguel is someone who will calm you down but can make you the angriest. Miguel will play games with you at 5 am. Miguel will trust you with his life. Miguel is funny,nice, and beautiful. Miguel will call you at any time as long as you say you're free. Miguel will look away but right as you look at him he looks at you. Miguel is somehow always slightly off time with you but that makes it better.
"Miguel is a great person.
by LongRichardLong November 27, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. 