Midgetry

a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

Noun Midgetry a bunch of midgets on each others shoulders in the shape of a tree.

by Midget man 81 April 16, 2019

Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.

My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.

by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009

midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.

OMG! She's midgeter than me!

by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013

midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015

Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018

midgesus

Midgesus is midget Jesus and he made something called the midget army. His companion and second in command arya is his best friend but he has another second in command and his name is Thomas. Btw this was written by midgesus

Midgesus is the holiest person alive

by Midgesus December 27, 2017

midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.

I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.

by Hypenta May 13, 2018