no mic

an excuse made by pre-pubescent kids or by people not comfortable voice chatting so they don't have to voice chat

1: "hey mate, join vc!"
2: "i got no mic"
1: "sure you don't"

by bartekrabit August 24, 2020

MIC

Stands for "Made In Chelsea" referring to the television program

"Oh, you're going to bluebird for lunch? Very MIC"

by clre_t November 22, 2018

Mic

A slur for people of Irish and Scottish decent. Coming from the beginning of surnames "Mic" and "Mc".

Eh John? He's a mic!

by ChefsButtler November 7, 2021

Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

Chef Mic

the infamous Microwave

Give the pizza to Chef Mic and hurry up and GET IN THE BED, Will!!!

I hate when BK gives the entire whopper to Chef Mic. Lettuce and Tomatoes too!!

by Earlthe3rd April 15, 2023

adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims

guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007