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mic enforcer

H.P Baxxter the lead singer of the German techno band Scooter is frequently referred to as the Mic Enforcer.
"I'm the hard rhymer
The track attacker
The mic enforcer
The tricks checker
I am the law"
by EXAMOON February 22, 2025
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Mic Ultra

A lite beer that makes middle class women feel rich.
No Karl. It's a special night we getting the mic ultra
by Martini1 March 14, 2025
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piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.
"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."
by malachij March 20, 2025
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Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.
Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!
by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025
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Mic Flop

This is the opposite of a mic drop. It's when some does or says something in a public forum, thinking it will be a quintessential mic drop moment, but it comes off awkward, reeking of Fremdschämen (secondhand embarrassment), and is just an epic fail. Depending on the person/forum/action, instead of applause or renown, there's backlash or ridicule.

A prime example is the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident (or many of the things he says or does these days actually.). A recent example is Katy Perry's foray into space which she expected to be a huge triumph but has been a total fiasco.
The best man thought he was being clever but that 'Man. Bear. Pig.' joke in front of the groom's new wife and in-laws was a total mic flop.

The way the boxer bragged about his skills no one would have expected a TKO in the first 30 seconds. Talk about a mic flop moment.

Jenelope: Big Red lied and schemed to sabotage Isis, but she still didn't win!
Lafred: Did you see her face when they called our name?

Lava: Record scratch!
All: Mic flop!!!!
by Tori⁷ from HR April 30, 2025
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Mic

Mic is a romanian food, in the form of a cylinder, made with lamp, pork or beef and its grilled
Plural: mici
A: Can I have a mic please?
B: Harold you fat fuck, go do something productive. You sit and eat and sleep, go outside for once you poor excuse of a man. Hope this helped <3
by RandoArt August 31, 2023
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mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023
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