melodyswaifuu

a she/her on tiktok that NEVER ever misses and also my favorite mutual. 👤

Menace: i don’t follow melodyswaifuu on tiktok🤣
Me: menace 😭💯

by 20inchlongcock__ June 9, 2021

methodenseminar

everybody hates it because it's absolute bullshit

"damn, I really dont't wanna do it, it's so methodenseminar"

by politicsstudenthehe November 24, 2021

melody ikawa

a shy quiet girl on the outside, but on the inside, she's full of laughter and fun. Once you get to know her, a different side of her emerges and you'll become bestfriends. She loves animals (especially dogs) and she is very musically inclined. She is also very artistic and smart. Her presence is like a privilege depending on how you treat her. She falls in love easily, and when she does, she falls hard. She is very romantic and enjoys a long conversation. If you become friends with Melody Ikawa, you should consider yourself lucky!

"Have you talked to Melody Ikawa? She's so quiet."

by melodyikawa April 19, 2022

Beecher Method

Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.

1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!

by darkest_light October 13, 2009

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 13, 2013