melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

by mel200898 April 21, 2022

Melissa

A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid)

The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.

Guy 1- hey do you know Melissa?

Guy 2- yeah I caught my dad watching her soft porn

Guy 1- oh🫥
Guy 2- it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life

by -a victim September 8, 2022

Melissa Mandala

To be so spun that everything you say sounds like Cartman from the popular South park cartoon.

Damn Melissa Mandala, all over Augusta, Georgia, especially that Scarlett woman with altered egos.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023

Pull a Melissa

To make plans with one's friends and cancel last minute. Reasons to cancel include falling asleep, being too tired, or getting stoned and not responding to texts or calls.

It should be a fun night, hopefully she doesn't pull a Melissa!

by JunJunJenn92 February 3, 2014

Jack and melissa

The strongest couple ever. They are so in love and will take any challenge. Kissing snogging touching ect. They are deeply in love! ❤️❤️❤️

OMG they are so doing a Jack and Melissa

by A matchmaker June 21, 2017

Melissa

Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.

Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.

Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.

Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!

by hmmthatsmeeeeee December 27, 2011

Melissa

A beautiful, sweet girl who I’m completely in love with.

I love you, Melissa

by Xxx_bruh69_xxX March 24, 2020