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The worlds greatest City. Home of the AFL grand final, The Boxing Day Test, The MCG, The Australian Open, The Australian Grand Prix, Australia's greatest arts and theatre scene and full of wonderfully enlightened people who despise Sydney.
When Jesus returns, he will be born in Melbourne, as it is the closest place on earth to heaven.
by Wyl December 27, 2003
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Mendon Ohio

Mendon is a town full of drug addicts and toothless whores. There is a harley Davidson store in that town so everybody has harley and are either in a hog chapter or a wana be motorcycle gang. If you need pizza and heroin it's the town to go to. Its mostly filled with lowlifes and druggies . If you move there and the people don't like you they will try there best to run you out of town. If you do decide to move there they have a town slumlord who will rent you a shitty trailer or house that is run down for way more than its worth.
Mendon Ohio has alot of shitty houses.
by Hhrandel January 22, 2017
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mebo

An alias used for cult leader Ben Hersh, or, more or less commonly, Ezekiel hTomas Hersh. Can be used in short stories and other prose as a substitute for one who wears a bosse beret.
Mebo is an insanely hot Jew.
by Levine-Schwartz October 10, 2004
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mendola

a guy who cant get to work with out eating his milk toast
mendola did you forget to eat your milk toast
by milktoast man April 16, 2009
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manbo

A man in continuous pursuit of a mythical sexual scenario including his involvement in a strictly lesbian encounter (aka a straightsbian).

Signs include:

- frequent viewing of girl on girl themed pornographic material
- repeated exclamations upon the sight or mention of lesbians
-the unsolicited proposition of viewing, recording, and/or participating in sexual acts with two or more homosexual females
Lesbian to Lesbian: "Uh oh... manbo ten o'clock!"

Random Dude: "Hey, did I see you ladies holdin' hands while walking across the quad yesterday? That's SO hot! Want to come to a party my buddies and I are throwing tonight?"

Lesbian: "Nope."
by cholesterol...mmm August 28, 2009
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Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin

This is a used condom that you borrow from a friend because you are too cheap to buy your own. Often found in the parking lots of famous Restaurants in Melbourne Florida.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskiner!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he used Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin on that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin that chick?"
by ConairSV June 28, 2010
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Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"
by ConairSV June 28, 2010
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