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Melanie Martinez

"Im the definition of dichotomy, duality."
- Field trip, Melanie Martinez
by kellsssss.!! December 19, 2024
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Melanie

melanie is the kinda girl who is shy at first but once you really get to know her she’s super funny and is overall hella fucking goofy. like she will jump over a fence and rip her shorts and laugh after. like she’s funny as fuck. she might have some acne but it doesn’t define her or stop her from being herself. and her confidence is another part of herself that makes her beautiful. she also is straight but at the same time likes to kiss girls but wouldn’t necessarily date them. she also mature for her age and gives advice to everyone. and after being and that dark place she found her way to be happy and now she’s living her best life.
person: Melanie your so cool
melanie: thanks u a w too
by Pheobe.luna<3 August 29, 2022
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melanie cuellar garcia

Melanie Cuellar garcia loves being a takuachita eso es todo!
Hey have you seen Melanie cuellar garcia la takuachita?

Yes I have!!
by Takuachita Mel December 29, 2021
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Melanie

Melanie is a teenage girl who doesn't know what's going on in her life. She can never seem to open up to people and she doesn't know how to comfort people either. No matter how bad she is at comforting people she is always there for her friends and family she is also such a great friend. Whenever she gets money she always spends it on gifts for her friends. Whenever she likes someone she likes them deeply and loses her mind over a guy that doesn't like her back and can't seem to get over him. She is really funny tho and kind-hearted. She can be rude at times when she gets frustrated or really mad. She absoultley loves blue powerade it's the love of her life. But no matter how bad things get she always turns to God for help. She also loves to hang out with her best friend Sofia. Sofia is the only one who truly gets her and doesn't care how weird she is. Melanies other bestfriend's are her mom and dog. She loves to hang out with her mom. She's always so happy with her mom and her smile never drops.
Hey Melanie thank you for the gift!
by sigmafunnyrizzler November 27, 2024
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Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.
"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"
by badst April 23, 2018
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Melany

Melany is a manipulative whore who always gets what she wants, she doesn’t give a fuck about anybodys opinion. Melany is hot and elegant with a heart made of stone.
Omg Melany just used me for my money
by Offaperc30 November 21, 2021
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