AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023

Big Mechanic

A man who is highly well trained in fixing or repairing vehicles, A person who is highly well educated in vehicles.

Yo big mechanic whats wrong with this car.

by Repoeman May 21, 2010

Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

The Mechanism

So the mechanism is. You grab you shmakalam then fold it put one ball on the top and the other on the bottom then twist , you got the hamburger mechanism . 2. Grab your ball sack hairs and twist them after that braid them together , you have the braided mechanism.

The Mechanism

by Charlie_436 May 31, 2023

Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

mechanical squeaker

1. When an AI or someone tries to flex big brain knowledge and says your squeaker has “mechanical parts” making it squeak… except it doesn’t. Real squeakers just use air, period. No gears, no springs, no cap.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.

Bruh, the AI said my dress has a mechanical squeaker… ok, bet.

by epic periwinkle master August 21, 2025