Maroon

A mook with a Ph.D

Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.

by Zippy, the Pinhead September 21, 2007

Mahooning

The act of going crazy fast on your skis or snowboard.

"Blud, did you see me fly down that run?"

"Yeah, you were mahooning like a madman, right on!"

"Sweet.....let's go get cunted for apres"

by Tragic Bitch With Spinach Dip June 19, 2012

Maroon 5

A band that used to be good before the 2010s

Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)

by HerobrineHunter May 4, 2018

Parker Matoon

gay little sharpie boy that no one likes.

wow Parker Matoon is such a disappointment.

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1iiiiiiiiii May 21, 2019

Pharry Magones

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.

"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"

by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

stinkums magoo

This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.

Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.

warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!

by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022

Katie Fluffy Magoo

Hairy Vagina, and or Queef Rocket

Sam: Hey wanna go see the game?

Jude: No, Sorry Man I'm gonna go get me some KATIE FLUFFY MAGOO

by mackernandcheese March 30, 2011