gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap
flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet
by thheo June 30, 2022
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Dirty Muppet

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.
Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.
by Anthony_H March 21, 2013
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muppet dick

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.
by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024
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Flesh Muppet

a Term Used to Describe Pixars Modern 3D Humanoid Models and their use of Realistic Human Flesh and Hair Textures

its Used to Describe Pixars Failed Attempt to Make Their Realistic Human Models Look Cute or Cartoony Compared to
2D Animation and its Actually Cute and Colourful Vector Aesthetic
Man I Remember the Days When SGI Was Just Wowing People with Metalic Robots like in Beastwars
Now Pixars Art Style Looks like Flesh Muppets with Their Realistic Models

Even An Anime like Beastars Looks like a Bunch of Sylvanian Families and Stuffed Animals Bleeding and it Looks Creepy

Why Cant Animation in Film Be More like Animation Memes
by baliebox4916 October 08, 2021
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Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.
Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...
by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019
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Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.
There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.
by Richree December 23, 2005
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muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)
Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!
by Jeemus LeBouche March 22, 2007
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