Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014

mother buzzer

Swearword or insult for a wasp.

(When a wasp bothers you while you're having dinner in your garden:)
"Fuck off, mother buzzer!"

by ChoclitBunny November 26, 2013

Joe Mother

What boomers use when they are trying desperately to fit in with zoomers.

Heya kids Joe Mother Haha I did a meme

by Billy Bob' June 17, 2020

erase mother

erase mother is used when your mother is erased.

subject 1: "yo, erase mother"
subject 2: fucking gets erased the worst way possible.

by what do you want, i'm a person November 14, 2021

Mother Smoke

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.

1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"

2. "Are you ready for the game?"

"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"

by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

Mother Dairy

Slang to compliment Busty girls having big breasts.

Parineeti Chopra is a big breasted busty mother dairy.

by UD Administrator June 16, 2021