sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.

"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."

by Psyco Darwin January 1, 2015

Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Mop up

When a girl giving you the sloppy toppy

Of head

She gave me that mop up last night..

by Yeah aighh October 28, 2020

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

blood mop

Another term for a tampon

I had to go out and get my old lady a box of blood mops.

by BlackChappy June 9, 2007

Mop Hair

A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.

Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?

I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.

by chickacret original February 27, 2019