by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 11, 2019
The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time
by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022
Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)
by corzav3 June 02, 2020
A little midget from farnworth, amazingly pretty but also an absolute bender. She’s the type of girlfriend your stuck between wanting to cave her cute strawberry looking head in or cuddle and tell her you love her.
by Trevormad1982 February 15, 2020
This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
by Titndong Manner February 05, 2018
When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell February 23, 2016
One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.
by Snarled January 07, 2019