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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.
I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching
by sneaking man June 12, 2023
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Brian Mitchell

Very intelligent ,loyal

And loves to dance
Brian Mitchell is loyal,and loves to party
A party person.
by Dublintoffee October 9, 2017
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Sophie and Mitchell

Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.

Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.

Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.

You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.

Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie and Mitchell example

Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”

Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
by You know I’m right ;) October 1, 2021
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mitchell brown

one of the most attractive males. has netflix, and a man cave. regardless of where you are, mitchell’s house is only 2 miles and ten minutes away, no matter what. he often has big sex with his attractive girlfriend, abby. however, he is extremely gay.
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown
dude that’s a mitchell brown move
by duane jermaine May 10, 2018
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Mitchell houghton

If this is your name then you are highly likely to be gay, a nonce or both
by Jak7473773 April 13, 2020
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jamie mitchell

someone who has the body count of ten but they were all in switzerland so we don’t know them
Are you a top shagger? Yeah i’m a real Jamie Mitchell
by jbroid December 3, 2019
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