Mellisa

A Mellisa is another word for a Vagina or Fanny. This comes from the time me and my friends were at college and my friend was complaining about a sore Mellisa. A Mellisa is also the word for a dangerous girl

Friend: Oh my Mellisa is so sore.

Boy: Want me to run it for you?

Example2 -
Friend: That Mellisa is so dangerous! She just got hit by a car and got back up!
Friend 2: Yeah! I saw she went to school the next day!

by Lifeisshitdealwithit September 14, 2017

Melissa

Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.

boy- so bro wanna chill or something

random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT

boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you

by OHgreat1 January 8, 2012

Melissa Butler

Biggest beaut known by mankind, is very loyal and has been through the works, deserves only the best of the best with everything she’s been through, very small & annoying though at times. We all need / know a Melissa

I love Melissa butler she’s peng abit

by Madzer adzer 20 October 17, 2018

Melissa

anthony popocas girlfriend.

him: “oh is that melissa”

other him: “yeah! anthony’s girlfriend”

by ilikeanthony November 11, 2018

melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

by mel200898 April 21, 2022

Melissa

A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid)

The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.

Guy 1- hey do you know Melissa?

Guy 2- yeah I caught my dad watching her soft porn

Guy 1- oh🫥
Guy 2- it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life

by -a victim September 8, 2022

Melissa Mandala

To be so spun that everything you say sounds like Cartman from the popular South park cartoon.

Damn Melissa Mandala, all over Augusta, Georgia, especially that Scarlett woman with altered egos.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023