luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.
That guy was such a Luke last night...
by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008
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A man with no life who sits infront of his computer all day headbanging heavy rock or wastes his time on a game like guitar hero ussually very emotional, backstabbing, and competitive (at video games) usually uses the word rick rolled pooned or wastes their time on the Wikipedia.
Man:hi
Nerd:prepare to die!!!
Man: ahhhh!!
Nerd: you just got rick rolled
Man: OK?
Nerd: look it up on Wikipedia i just pooned you
Man: What a Luke!!
by Agro fello September 11, 2008
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A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.
Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.

I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?
by Potatoz January 18, 2012
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luke could be classed as jon
by Nufen February 10, 2014
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a very big boned dude very laid back dude an outdoorsMAN
is very unconsistant when it comes to working out(getting swole) a very funny dude used to be able to do a gay little split also a very fierce hunter not even rambo can hide from him.
the man that sits next to me is a luke
by fucking mexican December 10, 2010
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verb; to vomit after consuming too much Lucozade, lemonade or an equivalent fizzy drink.
He luked all over the floor following the 100 metre race.
by BeDeepGreen March 15, 2007
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a guy who is white but thinks he is black, he is a pain in the ass and his nose is the biggest part on his body
"whazzup man"
"your white...must be luke"
by big fish little fish May 15, 2009
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