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Latin name: "lobsturgeonus ridiculux"
A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
by Jamie Hindhaugh June 11, 2006
Get the lobsturgeon mug.Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
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As she spilled melted garlic butter over him, she said "I'm sorry, it's just my lobsterphilia acting up again."
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