3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

longest

a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the hottness factor of a woman, the longer the hotter. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'

"wow, that woman is the longest woman ive ever seen"
"yep, much longer than me"

by Mikeis September 22, 2005

Logsz

World best winner a.k.a the BEST.

Logsz is the world best.

by Citadel Winner December 15, 2020

Lokesh

Loveable, popular, generous and a great aficionado of bacon and eggs, Lokesh is larger than life Indian dude, always the central magnet of any group male or female. Works hard, plays harder. Storyteller extraordinaire, prone to gross exaggeration, always working overtime to keep track of every tall story, exaggeration and white lie, occasionally gets caught in his intricate self constructed web of deceit. But lives with the philosophy that "it's not a lie unless you admit its a lie"

He's so charming and perfect, definitely a Lokesh!

by Secret messenger xoxo September 20, 2022

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

sea logs

when you take a solid shit in the ocean

"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"

by Krazyguy3000 July 15, 2020

Chirp in your lobes

To speak in somebodies ear.

"Experience what I'm about to chirp in your lobes."

by AlianGirl December 21, 2008