Lesbian

I'm lesbian...

No you're lesbian...

by shahiswet January 31, 2021

circumstantial lesbian

Woman engaged in sexual relationship with other woman, not due to preference but due to inability to find male partner to bond with. Also known as lesbian by circumstance. Reasons behind inability to locate male partner usually due to inability to be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.

Donna Lopiano is a circumstantial lesbian and is too ugly to locate a male partner who could find her appealing. Her lesbianism is caused by circumstance.

by Quazy Quisp April 30, 2009

serial lesbian

The act of being a serial killer and a lesbian.
Most serial lesbians kill their victims via blowing into their vaginas.

Amber is a serial lesbian, I saw her blowing a vagina last night.

by Stephahoe December 28, 2011

you're dad lesbian

An epic comeback to "you're mom gay"

Jeff: You're mom gay
Jake: You're dad lesbian
Jeff: *dies*

by Hippyhaterpussyslayer July 7, 2018

hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick

"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"

by e_t February 5, 2009

Penis Van Lesbian

A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.

Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.

by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006

lesbianitis

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.

"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."

by yquinn October 27, 2007