Leather Goals

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.

Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.

by PiousVoice September 2, 2025

Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018

Leather Lady

A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.

Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.

Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?

by Scoobsnack Rayvannah May 16, 2021

Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 6, 2020

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.

"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"

by Eindecker August 31, 2024

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016