lifting and laxing

When to take laxatives before you work out so you shit yourself while working out

I shit myself while lifting weights because i was lifting and laxing

by Latinx twitter chud September 6, 2025

k-lax

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

LAX POLICE AUTHORITY

It is when the police do not thoroughly practice accountability.

The LVMPD knew about ED BUCK'S the politician DRUG den but no accountability at the HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES OR DEJA VU both locatiions , FANTASY WORLD, and ADULT SUPERSTORE for RAMPANT drug use.

The LAPDOG ZOMBIE and SWICHERRUES are a barrier to accountability by the POLICE.

The LVMPD quipped about me chasing a roommate with a 10 inch knife when I was the VICTIM at WYNN and SPRING MOUNTAIN which because of their LAX POLICE AUTHORITY I had no trust for HENDERSON POLICE either because the T-SHIRT I had not warn yet was botched which precipitated the attack and in turn I lost a lot of money , assets and my very home I had found.

The drugs being disregarded appreciably by LVMPD having LAX POLICE AUTHORITY has led more often to even more violent outcomes in this jurisdictions and others around the UNITED SYATES as a big example CLEVELAND OHIO.

The LAX POLICE AUTHORITY loses an incentive with RACKETEERING behavior as the LAPDOG ZOMBIE AND SWITCHERRUES are a real good example of their RACKETEERING.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 9, 2021

Rick Lax

Him

Rick Lax is Him

by Iiiiiiiaof June 23, 2023

Lax

Used to tell someone to calm down.
Used to describe something is easy to do.

"Lax bro, lax, you gettin heated for no reason, cuh.

"That's lax bro, I ain't worried about it."

by K4B4B July 22, 2024

LAX

Lucky Strike Tax - short LAX. Is a urban means of payment.
One Lax is one pack of Lucky Strikes.
Wherever you are on this nice planet, with LAX, you dont have any probs to pay your driver, guide, lunch or the f*** o** duty.
There is no other currency with this kind of acceptance.

Ok dude, give me one Lax and i bring u to the beach.

by TheFancyLGDude December 10, 2009

Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.

by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024