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Shell Lake

Shell Lake is a very small town in northwest Wisconsin, and is the county seat of Washburn County. The lake provides some of the only activities available, such as canoeing, inner-tubing, water skiing, swimming, fishing, and ice fishing. Shell Lake houses the Museum of Woodcarving, which is frequented only by boyscouts and non-residents. Shell Lake is also home to the Shell Lake Arts Center (formerly the Indianhead Arts Center), a music and arts camp that has existed over 35 years.

There is only one high school in Shell Lake, and that building contains grades 3-12 (made possible by the fact that each grade has fewer than 50 people). Grades pre-k through 2 are all in Shell Lake Primary School.

As of the 2000 census, there were 1,309 people residing in the city and the population density was 211.3 people per square mile. The racial makeup of the city was 98.62% White, 0.08% African American, 0.38% Native American, 0.08% Asian, 0.08% from other races, and 0.76% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.99% of the population.
Non-resident: "What is there to do in Shell Lake?"
Resident: "Leave?"
by shelllakegrad April 29, 2009
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Sylvan Lake

If you own a truck you can fuck any girl you want. You are god
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Emerson, Lake & Palmer

An extremely talented band,

Keith Emerson is a God on the keyboard, piano,and synthesizer. He even plays two at the same time at live performances and in songs like Trilogy.

Greg Lake uses bass and is amazing in creating good synchronizations and bass-lines. Also his voice is very clear and can change pitch very smoothly.

Carl Palmer can create complicated drum beats and keep them in rhythm.

The band is very talented yet not many people know about them today, probably because they didn't have guitar (they were amazing without it) so stupid preps weren't all over them and screaming about them.

They are Gods so I recommend listening to Knife-Edge cause if you're the average person you will like it.
prep: This is Emerson, Lake & Palmer? Their guitar sounds weird.

ELP fan: That's synthesizer not guitar.

prep: It doesn't sound like the background music of rap songs.

ELP fan: Yeah, the person playing the synthesizer has talent. And the singer can pronounce Cadillac right.
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Swan Lake

One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.
Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.
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lake snow

A really awesome lake with cool cabin communities where lots of teens go on holidays. It is a place where the number one game is seven minutes in heavan, and getting molested by an 12 yr old happens daily. Kids go to their houses and drink and make out while their parents are at a camp fire. All the guys and girls are really hot and its the best lake ever.
When i went to lake snow i got drunk on life and then kissed five guys.
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