Take it up the Ladder

Sympathy butt-fucking to make up for your transgressions. Taking it up the arse. Fudge-packing. Butt Sex.

Steve said he was so sorry for the inconvenience, and he would take it up the ladder.

by RuthlessEmpire November 6, 2015

Doing A Ladder

the act of doing a line of crack cocaine off of a children's Chutes and Ladder game board

"Man, that party was lit. You should have been there. Found some dude that was doing a ladder in the bathroom."

by hehyoulikeboyd July 6, 2017

walking under a ladder

if you do this, then get ready to be the witness of a car accident

"Walking under a ladder isn't just bad luck, it's embarrassing to the ladder." -Donut County

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh September 3, 2021

laddle

laddle - to lick your dick and stick it in someone's ear like a wet willy

I gave peter a wet willy for his birthday.

by the reaper, and the manwhore February 4, 2005

Laddergoat

A goat, which hilariously climbs up a ladder.
Also referred to Undercola's nickname.

''Hey Dan!'' - ''Shut up, you Laddergoat!''

by IPsych0Pk December 7, 2009

Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007