ur mama a llama

Worst insult in mankind. Can literally wipe out a whole species.

T-Rex: ur mom gay
Triceratops: ur mama a llama
*Meteor hits Earth and all the dinosaurs fucking die*

by Phantox May 22, 2018

Caleb's Llama

A llama whom is owned by Caleb. Commonly seen Outside of Taija's window at night calling for her llama. Beware, Be Safe. It has been known to pass on STD's.

What the fuck is that noise, it sounds like a dying cat!
Oh Shit it's Caleb's Llama, what a whore!

by Tayabooboo October 20, 2008

llamapology

A gift of a llama as an apology for a previously committed act. The ideal llamapology is very poofy and soft.

Samia was mad at Rob, so he gave her a llamapology and she felt better.

by whitesafire November 29, 2006

Llamacheese

Someone who resembles a llama with cheese on their head.
Or someone who's just a plain loser.
:

Omgg rachel, you're such a llamacheese!

by Traceyyy February 7, 2008

Oh My Llama

A substitution for saying "oh my god", but "oh my llama" isn't usually said because someone is shocked. This is usually said at anything random to make the people around them laugh.

Bob: Look at that kids hair! It is a purple mowhawk!

Bill: Oh my llama!

Crowd:(laughs)

by the dude that made this phrase October 28, 2009

llamagoose

Llamagoose is the ultimate level of hyper-activity where you are just SO full of energy that you are naturally entertaining and hilarious. It's the last level on the hyperness continuum.

Person A: Dude I'm so freaking wired right now
*says something really random but hilarious*
Person B: LMFAO YOU CRAZY LLAMAGOOSE

by Vijay Vishwanath October 28, 2008

Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011