Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Leather Jinky

A synonym for someone you aspire to be

Bro,Bill Gates is definitely my Leather Jinky.

by McCrackdaddy October 31, 2020

Leather Magnet

A person (often times black), who attracts the leather end of a whip.

Did you catch my leather magnet out in the cotton fields? You know what they say: a whip a day keeps the leather magnets at bay.

by Racistsanta October 12, 2020

leather fingers

Carlton

Damn! Carlton is leather fingers

by Silver back October 4, 2013

Leather Fish

Odor females excrete from their lower abdomen while wearing leather pants and having accomplished some type of physical activity.

Damn G that girl had some serious leather fish going on when we dropped them droors.

by Prestoivich February 4, 2012

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012