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lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.
by Lax17 October 6, 2010
mugGet the lax ownedmug.

Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015
mugGet the Lax bromug.

vax lax

People who have been vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus and engage in risky behavior are exhibiting vax lax.
All those people at Lollapalooza? They all had vax lax.
by ElCommissioner August 20, 2021
mugGet the vax laxmug.

Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024
mugGet the Lax Douchemug.

coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.
"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."
by JackNoxious March 14, 2022
mugGet the coff-o-laxmug.

C-LAX

AKA: C LAX, c lax, c-LAX, C-lax, c-lax, C-Chill, C$ (pronounced c-money), C-XAN, Cool Xanax, Chillers, CHCl Chill, Northwest Xanax, Pacific Chill, C-benzo, Downtown C, Powder Xan, Pacific Powder

A powder drug originating from the Northwestern Region of the United States, comprising of a 1 to 1 ratio of muscle relaxants to chloroform to make a very strong Central Nervous System Depressant. The heterogeneous mixture is then snorted, usually in quantities of 0.25, 0.5, 1, and 2 grams; 15 grams (~0.53 ounces) consumed within 36 hours puts users at a risk for overdose. Typically snorted, the powder takes less than a minute for users to feel a body relaxation feeling, with some reporting a euphoric feeling in high quantities. Typically costs $4-10 per gram of pure C-LAX, though most products on the street are cut to 50%. Common muscle relaxants used are Carisoprodol, Diazepam, methocarbamol, and xanax.
Joe: That part was so lit last night!
Mark: I know right? I'm so glad Jeff brought C-LAX last night, that shit was bomb!
by Rice_Cracker November 15, 2017
mugGet the C-LAXmug.

LAX

Lucky Strike Tax - short LAX. Is a urban means of payment.
One Lax is one pack of Lucky Strikes.
Wherever you are on this nice planet, with LAX, you dont have any probs to pay your driver, guide, lunch or the f*** o** duty.
There is no other currency with this kind of acceptance.
Ok dude, give me one Lax and i bring u to the beach.
by TheFancyLGDude December 10, 2009
mugGet the LAXmug.

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