Kitchen Aide

The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.

OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!

I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!

by KahunaJ November 21, 2010

Soup Kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.

Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?

by Kama Pseudo November 20, 2016

Japanese kitchen

The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole

Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.

by CokBloker September 3, 2019

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004

kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.

"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."

by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

Kitchen

The place women should stay forever

"Hey" Boy
"Hey" Girl

"Get back in the kitchen bitch lmao" Boy

by Daddy's always watching September 20, 2018