Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016

kaiser permanente

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

Kiera

Kiera is the lonely girl that sits on a mountain watching all he tiny cars drive by....

Oh Kiera what a little lonely girl she is...

by Kjimsk 22 June 4, 2013

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

Kiernan

Kiernan a smart athletic, funny , dipshit that is never lonely he is always being hugged and kissed by his girlfriend and is loved by all

Kiernan’s party was so lit last night

by 69nibba420 March 22, 2019

Kieran

A cool kid who is a dork but cool at the same time. He most likely plays numerous instruments including the bass. He is probably irish and VERY WHITE.

-Hey, it's Kieran
-He's a dork

by asdfghJake February 9, 2009

Kieron

A man that is unkillable

You’re unkillable you say? You’re definitely a Kieron

by Killjoy2764 May 25, 2020