kirking bubba

in reference to the epstein emails in which donald trump allegedly gave neck/head/a blowjob (aka kirk) to bill clinton (nickname bubba)

yo u heard donnie was kirking bubba back in 2018?

by Endless Pit November 17, 2025

Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025

Kirking

When someone dodges a point in a debate by suddenly switching to an unrelated topic, usually to avoid admitting they’re wrong.

“I brought up gun policy and he started talking about cars—bro was Kirking so hard.”

by VoofVoof November 24, 2025

Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but those damn goyim wont stop"

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025

Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but these damn hoes wont stop asking for it."

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025

kirking

Usually said when your laughing, same as lmao

"Ts is kirking me brudda"

by hotdog terminator December 27, 2025

kinlings

A gender-neutral noun for nieces and nephews.

I'm taking my kinlings to the zoo this weekend.

by bee_ache January 2, 2026