kentucky

the finest state in this fine country. i live there, there isnt a place like it. i love the accents, the food, the hills, and the people are so damn friendly. you idiots have never walked up a holler in fall have you? looked out your window at roads slicing through the hills after winter and seen waterfalls everywhere. in my town, i know everyone and everyone knows me.
i'm from kentucky. i am intelligent. you can kiss my COUNTRY ass

sweet home kentucky, where the grass is blue.

by elysiatheamazing December 16, 2007

louisville vs. kentucky

Easily the greatest and most passionate rivalry in all of sports. It is between the only two major colleges in the state of kenctucky, and is easily the most hyped game by the fans all year. Unlike other rivalries like UNC-Duke and Sox-Yankees, the cards and cats only play once a year for all of the marbles. The rivalry heated up when Pitino who once saved the UK program took the Louisville job, and recently brought them to a final four.

UK fan:UK is best ever, cuz they have 5 all americans coming in.
UL fan:thats BS , tubby sucks and cant coach, all you have is a bunch of white trash.
UK fan:dude, my cousin is HOT!

louisville vs. kentucky is best

by bbfubfbbf May 2, 2006

kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw

woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it

by chopblock February 5, 2010

kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit

Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster

by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014

Kentucky Waterfall

See Tennessee Top Hat

Betty Sue: Momma, do you really think Bobby Joe luvs Mary Lue?
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!

by ruthless November 17, 2004

Kentucky Corndog

When a female is performing oral sex on a male partner, and she tries to insert one of her fingers into the man's asshole, the man becomes enraged at the female for thinking he would find pleasure in having something inserted into his anus, so he decides to reprimand her by defecating onto the woman's inserted finger. He then forces the woman to remove her shit coated finger from his asshole and eat it, thus creating the Kentucky Corndog.

It is also possible to create a double, triple, or quadruple Kentucky Corndog depending on how many fingers the lady can sneak into your butthole.

Last night this bitch was giving me head, and all of a sudden she starts sticking her finger in my ass. So I squeezed out a nice piece of shit onto her finger and made her eat that Kentucky Corndog!

by The Colorado Kid February 10, 2010

Kentucky Cocaine

Born in the South, Kentucky Cocaine is the act of farting as a woman is giving you head. The wind from your fart fires up her nose just like a line of coke. This can be adopted by gay men as well, but that never happens in the South, now does it?

I was with this chick last night who said she liked to get freaky, so as she was going down on me I had the bitch do a line of Kentucky Cocaine.

by Derek Riordan January 11, 2009