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cuz kangaroos

A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either

a. stupid

or

b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.

EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
by happykitten267 April 6, 2015
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kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her
“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”
by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022
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kangarooed

Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.

Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.
by Covality July 1, 2017
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The kangaroo

I'd do The kangaroo with her
by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018
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Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
by LeeNorman May 13, 2023
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Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.
"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."
by is a 17 momento December 6, 2023
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