What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.
Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
by Kohlsong January 2, 2009
Get the carpet kneesmug. by GermIsh December 26, 2013
Get the knee cupsmug. by dansby jones September 6, 2009
Get the cheese kneesmug. In Nordic/Scandinavian countries, "taking an arrow to the knee" meant that you are getting married/already got married. It refers to when we propose, we fall to one knee, comparing it to when a man gets shot in the leg, he, of course, falls to one knee.
Like most definitions already posted the most popular example comes from Skyrim: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee". The guards are married, and can't go out adventurer, not crippled.
by Researchbot September 17, 2015
Get the Arrow to the Kneemug. by kibblasona January 6, 2006
Get the Dirty Kneesmug. Slang from the 1920s. Possibly a corruption of the word business. Another possibility is that it is derived from the expression, "be all end all" a.k.a. "B's and E's" which when said would sound like, "Bees-an-ees". Simply defined as the best, latest, and greatest. (Synonymous with other 1920s slang: The cat's pajamas and the cat's meow. A more current version would be The shit.).
by CeeCee72 July 6, 2010
Get the bees kneesmug. by bigdick737 January 26, 2010
Get the on your kneesmug.