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Justin

Wow, he is such a justin.
by Funnyboi123456 January 24, 2011
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Justin

complete and total tool, incapeable of intelligent thought or emotional control. indolent. lacks the knowledge of the typical intelligent male, along with brain development which is why he acts out aggresively. can't see what he has until it's gone and has no grasp on reality. is a whiny little bitch who bores you in bed.
god i'd kill my parents if they ever cursed me with the name justin.
by jennifercheck2011 August 30, 2010
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Justin

The ugliest fucking person ever alive. A man whore and likes to suck cock. They're a fatass who has no friends, and spends all day playing video games. Also, he's so fucking retarded.
Me: Ew, do you see that person?
Josh: Yeah.
Me: Must be a Justin.
by toohot4 u December 13, 2009
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Justin

A genetically flawed white American male that can't think for itself.

A Justin comes from a long line of sheeples. Back in the 70s, sheeples named their kids Justin because it was the cool "in thing" to do. Those kids grew up and had little Justins of their own....but these are not typical Justins. Since Ritalin has been a trendy drug that all cool parents give to their kids, we now have a generation of Super Justins.

A Justin feels the need to follow all the latest trends and styles.
He loves to shop at the pretty boy stores in the mall.
Often seen sporting white rimmed sunglasses while driving a Fast and Furious 90 HP Honda Civic.
A Justin will text more than a 13 year old girl named Britney.

Caution:
Never separate a Justin from his cell phone, he'll die instantly!
Hey look at that Justin over there wearing the Abercrombie sweater and beaded necklace!

That Justin has so much cologne on he smells like a french whore.
by imafollower May 16, 2010
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justin

name for a total douche bag of a person
OMG that kid is such a justin, he turned my computer off while i was typing!!!
by me,me,me,me,andme November 4, 2010
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Justin

A person who suffers from major acne problems. Almost 99.9% of the time, their necks are colored in a shade of red. Justin can not get girls and is very low class. Most of the time he does not shower. He lives in a gay little faggot ass town and gets arrested for throwing WD-40 through some fat kid's neighbor's window. Oh, and by the way, they enjoy stealing Ipod Touchs. Justin is very illiterate and says things such as "I don't feel like to" which is a retarded combination of the expressions "I don't want to" and "I don't feel like it."
Justin: Hey there, skeetfuck.
Person: Fuck off.
Justin: I don't feel like to.
by Skeet Clown Brown October 30, 2010
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Justin

Justin, a total dick. You wouldn't even believe, he's an asshole all around. He doesn't look good either. He's also a total douche, he's the type of guy who'd sag his pants, because that's still cool. You don't want to hang out with a Justin or even be friends with one. They'll turn there back on you when you least expect or maybe even when you expect it most. To be friends with a Justin you have to hate the same people.
"That guy is such a Justin."
by Buttlumps April 26, 2017
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