jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.

That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.

by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014

jose gutierrez

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.

they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.

by jamesMacGuyver May 27, 2009

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Papi Jose

A black fuck with a huge mutherfuckin cock. He will fuck your bitch any day. He is poor and gets more bitches than most guys.

Aww man Papi Jose is cumming in my gurl again

by kjlreahjgarhjkgkg February 7, 2018

Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.

Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”

by s0uppppppppppp June 19, 2023

jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.

Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Jose Bravo

This is a guy who always looks out for you. He always tries to make sure you ate, you slept, you feel alright, anything. he never understood how i felt or why i did certain things, now he does (which i do NOT like) and now that he knows it’s funny how he says he looks up to me. it makes me laugh each time. he helps as much as he can, doing anything and it isn’t like yelling or manipulating, he actually tries to help by seeing it as if it was him in that place. when getting closer it’s like seeing a part of him you’ve never seen before. i’m glad we got closer and our friendship grew :). i’m always here to help day and night, i’m also glad i finally got to open up to someone more then i ever have with anyone. you understand me and i jus wanna breakdown in your arms knowing you understand me. i hope we get to meet in the future asap in fact, i wanna live out the adventures me and you have talked about, you’re the reason i keep living and thinking maybe someday it will be okay. i hope i can help you more and more everyday. thank you for being my friend (best friend obv) and sticking with me. <3

Jose Bravo is just the most amazing friend you could ask for. you wanna find someone like him dan never lose him <3.

by Pete The Catt December 8, 2021