Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.

Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.

by ayenonymous November 26, 2019

Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.

He's pulling a Dirty Jonny.

by eggmantart October 16, 2022

Jonny

Likes girls called Kayleigh

Jonny

by Bigcrazyfrogg November 23, 2021

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonny

The most amazing, funniest and sweetest you’d ever met. Always stands by your side, will never cheat on you and knows that your his #1 majority. If you’re a nessa..boy do you gotta keeper🥺

Nessa: I love you jonny..

by AaaaayeH April 15, 2020

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 27, 2019

Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way

If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.

by Jonny Stryder February 6, 2025