joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

by christinauk July 3, 2006

joel dodds

A really Big scrub that usually has a small penis and no one ever want to be with. In other words he is Very Beautiful with a Big dick and big hands that can make anyone he touches happy

Man he has a small penis must be a Joel Dodds
Whoa what a big penis must be a Joel Dodds

by yomanthesecond February 11, 2015

Joel Manuever

A maneuver performed to fix Blackberries that are unable to receive emails. It involves backing up the BlackBerry to the desktop. Then Clear the message database and reimport to the device.

John: This blackeberry can't get emails

Diana: Did you try the Joel Manuever?

by JohnC1 July 20, 2008

Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

Joel's Dad

Non existent

"Hey Joel is your dad home" ,Some random nibba
"He left before I was born" ,said Jole

Joel's dad

by Nibaslayer123 May 12, 2019

Thundering Joel

When you think you are hidden behind an object but someone can clearly see the top of your head poking over it. The term is more widely used in video games where you are unaware of your players model and therefore have no idea your head is sticking out.

Jeremy: How did you know i was there, do you have wallhacks?
Ben: Nah mate, you were doing a Thundering Joel.
Jeremy: Damn it!

by The Doeh January 17, 2016

Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 30, 2010