quivering japseye

The sad end of a penis. Sad baecause it has not participated in the sexual act.

You're a virgin????

You quivering Japseye??

by Kinkyspecial_K January 20, 2005

Jared Van Houten

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.

Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

by John Brokowski May 20, 2011

jahsey

A very nice guy most of the time a guy with a big dick and nice brown eyes. Hey is sometimes a player but when he falls for someone he falls hard and will cry over

Girl 1: I think I’m going to break up with jahsey
Girl 2 : don’t do it he’ll cry and y’all end his life

by That ugly kid named jack February 25, 2018

Jahsehswhore

A curly headed girl who went live with #xxxtentacion but people claim she’s a fake fan. Bitch where. Anyways so if you try bring up any irrelevant information up about him prepare to get dragged she doesn’t mess around with fake snake ass hoes if you have any questions her instagram is @jahsehswhore. Have a great day😊

Fake x fan: you know @jahsehswhore?
Random person: you mean Sara?

Fake x fan: yeah, they’re using his death for clout
Random person: bitch where???

by Hi fam November 24, 2018

jahsean

A very understanding person .Always ready to check on u and make sure your ok .Has a very soft heart may overthink but always happy abt everything and loving to everyone who loves him .

Friend -you ok
Jahsean-no but I'll be fine

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Hugh Jarce

Say it out loud and you'll realise what it is!

Mann you have a Hugh Jarce.

by katybee123 January 12, 2009

Jared

A person you can count on to bring Alize to a party.

Do we have any Alize? No, but Jared should be here soon.

by fastwalker December 1, 2011