Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him

I wish I was jake

by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018

Jake

Bad male prostitute. Small dick

Is that a Jake over there?

by You’regayll October 20, 2019

jake

My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!

Oh my god, i love you Jake!

by kool365 November 30, 2017

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016

Jake

A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi

you fat man Jake switch of genji

by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017