Joey, the best guy ever. If you fall, he will help you up. If you get bullied, he will beat the heck out of them. Need a best friend, he got your back. And for all the girls that want a Joey... I'm right here.😊

Kid 1: Joey is so cool
Kid 2: I wish I could be as cool as him

Joey by RegonMD February 10, 2021

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Joey

A faggot with a small penis

You are a Joey

Joey by Joeyissupergay May 26, 2015

Joey

A man who eats everything he finds. Currently weighs close to 2500 pounds after going on a diet. Was adopted by God Zilla at the age of six and is said to be blamed for the sudden disappearance of King Kong after the early 2000's. Last known whereabouts were in a federal penitentiary that he was working furiously to eat his way out.

Guard: "Joey has almost eaten his way out!"
Warden: "Rebuild the wall, quickly! But make sure that he doesn't eat the construction workers too""

Joey by Man who lost his keys March 26, 2010

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A Joey, is normally a person of little to no importance, with big fish like eyes. Normally a person who prays on little girls whilst touching him self to My Little Pony. He is an inconsiderate pompous dusche nozzle. Who thinks highly of him self. A joey tends to like bad music, and trys to force his shitty music on you. Joeys are prone to insist and bestiality(Probably where the fish eyes come from) A joey also tends to get rejected by girls, then yells at them through facebook.

"Dude, did you hear about rick?"

"No, what happened"

"He was sexing his gold fish when his mother walked in"

"Haha what a joey."

Joey by A guy named Joey September 3, 2013