Darcie and Jesse

They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.

Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.

We Aspire to be Darcie and Jesse level couple goals.

by Chickaclika August 25, 2019

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

jess doll

a famous myspace girl who has lots of friends and lots of haters and fakes.

jess doll is beautiful.

by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

Jesse

Rude guy. Sometimes nice. Gives nice advice. Will somtimes make u mad. When he does punch him in the face.

Jesse: stupid
Person: shut up

*Punch*

by Why_why May 3, 2018

Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.

by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011

Jess

A person who lies better than you can tell the truth.

Who the hell did you hear that from?
Jess . . .

GODDAMN-IT she's the master.

by jables80 January 1, 2011