Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021

ivan

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .

ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *

do you know that red hair boy??
yea he’s 💋ivan💋

by nmemdp November 21, 2021

ivan and aylin

A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin

Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!

by We’re meant to be together October 29, 2019

Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.

I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.

by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021

Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!

I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good

by ivanism expert September 15, 2021

Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.

The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.

by Go ea g do c Co checks bbl plu February 20, 2024