going skiing

To sit between two guys in the back seat of a car. Can be accompanied by a gesture of holding ski poles.

OK, you three guys are going to have to ride in the back seat, I guess one of you is going skiing.

by ss-ric November 13, 2005

water skiing

A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.

This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies

by briantech September 29, 2005

ski goggles

the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob

variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face

rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes

nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles

by whiteboy69 December 2, 2007

Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick

what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time

by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009

table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023

Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.

I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!

by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021

ski cat

a woman manually stimulates two men at the same time while sitting in between them.

The brothers paid the hooker extra to ski cat them.

by anonymous September 18, 2017