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Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.
I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.
by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020
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Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick
Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it
by Ch33secake May 29, 2018
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Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝
Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.
by Teflon gravy October 18, 2021
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Gravy funnel

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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gravy legging

That fart was wet I think I'm gravy legging.
by mater916 April 5, 2015
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Spankin' Gravy

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.
I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!
by Stickypalm September 30, 2019
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Gargling Gravy

When a man cums into a girl's mouth, then, like toothpaste, swishes and gargles the cum before spitting it out, usually onto or into the man.
Dudebro #1: Dude I heard you smashed Stacy last week, that girl's a freak bro!

Dudebro #2: You aren't kidding, she was gargling gravy! My nut didn't taste half bad too.

Dudebro #1: Bet? Lemme get a taste!
by CrossiantBoy November 25, 2019
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